Whizzer

Today while walking passed the bathroom door, I heard a trickling of liquid which I figured was water leaking. I turned to look into the small area and no one was there....., then there was a slight shifting noise made by the shower curtain and I noticed a small short lump behind it. That's when I quickly slung open the curtain and discovered the source of the trickily noise, which stopped as the trajectory of the liquid was now aiming at me. I began to shout...., "NO......!" My four year old son had just finished whizzing all over my foot. Poor little guy I must of scared the poop out of him. I just couldn't get mad at him though, as Gran's new potty chair now dominates the entire toilet, which makes the tub an easy target for a short guy.